Tuesday, 31 July 2007

Foreign Whitegoods Must Assimilate


I don't know. Look... if a stranger who has just moved in downstairs asks to borrow your washing machine, do you let them?

I did, but I think somewhere at sometime, buried deep in my male manual for domestic tasks something flashed WARNING WARNING.

Not sure, the woman and her son are a bit smelly in the continually pickled 'slur the words anymore you'd be yodelling' sort of fashion. Also, will it continue? If it cleans the clothes then I guess my next load can't be contaminated in anyway can it.

Hmmmm, if that's the case then why do we clean a bath, shower recess, or sink? I'm not sure.


On a similar vein, if you fiddle with your Miele (washing machine that is) you can make it flash 'FINISHED FINISHED FINISHED' in Danish instead of English don't you know?

This is exciting, at least to my pea brain. I may try it on my model for the next time this scraggy woman uses my machine.


The Danish word for Finish is SLUT!

3 Muppets commented:

Kim said...

You can always say that you are doing your laundry right now!! Also, run an empty cycle between yours and hers to rinse the tank out!! This kind of makes me wonder what type of people are in the building with you:o)

anonymum said...

you seem to attract these ferals ev...maybe you should be trying new deodorant or something?
there's NO WAY i'd be letting someone use my washing machine..but then i'm a bit odd about things like that..
between this lot and the luverly at #2 you're almost in a living nightmare...the bastards have got you surrounded..

LJP said...

If you hear the warning bells, they are telling you something. I let housemates use my washing machine and one of their friends threw up in it.