The mad woman from number two has made the day her own...again.
I got a phone call, let it go to the machine. "Can you get down here now?"
I waited 5 minutes and crept to the door. ready to sneak down and out to get the paper.
Only, she's at the door as I opened it...in a wetsuit.
A wetsuit she had poured herself into and couldn't get out of. I had to peel her out since I apparently had prior experience zipping her up into her post op bandage suit after the tummy tuck.
10 minutes later she was back at my door in another wetsuit she had poured herself into and couldn't get out of.
I'm stuck in a horror film- by my reckoning one from the mid 80's
5 Muppets commented:
oh dear! she really has got it bad hasn't she??? you must be close to moving surely? the mental vision of this thing in a wet suit is the stuff nightmares are made of...how did you sleep last night???
and what's with the wet suit fixation anyway...are they made of rubber by any chance??? she may just be a bit kinky and is waiting for you to take the hint ev....lolololol
stop taking off her suit..she'll just keep coming back for more and frankly that worries me, lol..
poor guy, you are in a very interesting spot..
hopefully i'm back to blogging, i have missed you all. how are the darling parrots? keeping you company i hope....you don't know how much i loved that post you did for me. those parrots are just beautiful even if a little demanding and sometimes noisy.
in my perfect world, or as it was in my childhood in Nicaragua, i would own parrots, turtles, monkeys...lol..my life in a mini-zoo, lol..
of course the orcas and dolphins would have to be in the big house, for i have no room, lol..
are you in facebook?
here is my email, write me so i can send you an invite:chanas@gmail.com....
becareful of answering your door, you never know who might be there and wearing who knows and asking you for some pretty interesting favor..
and how on earth did you end up helping her after her tummy tuck? the song from that one Faulty Tower, in which the maid is trying to entertain the high class dinners, with that one song:"... I just can't say no...", comes to mind, lol..
okay, till soon my dear friend. hope you have a fantastic day..
So it is like a cross between Fatal Attraction and The Deep? Be Careful so you can stick around for the sequel.
Well anonymum, she did make me promise I'd give her my number. Which number in the phone book should i pick?
Chana, glad to see you in fine form, The parrots say hello. Facebook no, will have to investigate- Zoo's are my fav places, if I ever can get out the front door.
Evl, I am just checking the pots for the bunny
give her the number for an escort service for ladies...she'll at least get laid cos she'll pay for it!! unless you want to make a bit on the side...so to speak!!! :-)
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